“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
first of all who allowed me on the internet
me writing essays
My entire thesis.
Every single academic book in existence.
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Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It’s nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just don’t wanna talk.
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Ways to kill your enemies
The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?
OH SNAP!
HAHAH
YOOOOO
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I Love Joan Watson: An Anthology, Written by OnlyforthePressed, with a forward from Sherlock Holmes
Coming this summer!
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
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